People Will Die {A Batman Rp « Result #1 on Oct 1, 2009, 3:57pm »
lament_for_innocence@hotmail.com
The only sensible way to live is without rules
The White Knight of the city is dead, having taken a swan dive after finally being corrupted, the last hope for Gotham’s soul extinguished and the blame laid solely upon the shoulders of the masked man known as the Batman. What’s been kept from the public, however is that Harvey Dent’s body has seemingly disappeared off the face of the planet, the ambulance in which he had been placed found abandoned in an alley not to far from where he had ‘died.’
I'm an agent of chaos
Just like that, Gotham was on her own again. The Batman had turned tail and disappeared into the darkness that he had come from, gone into the depths of the night and leaving the city to fend for itself against the things that now went bump in the night. The silent guardian was gone, fallen from grace some would say, after the story that broke after Dent’s death. Most call him a coward now, a murderer, as low as the scum that he once fought, but there are a few that still hold hope that he will some day return to his post….
Introduce a little anarchy
The mob on the other hand, celebrates the lose of not one, but two of their biggest obstacles. The Batman is MIA and Harvey Dent is nothing more then fertilizer, as far as they know at least. And now they set their sights on ridding themselves on their next problem, the handful of vigilantes that are left in the Dark Knight’s wake. The plan: buy off the police and the rouges so that come the morning all vigilantes will be nothing more then a distant memory and a name carved onto a tombstone.
How many of your friends have I killed?
For now, the costumed villains of Gotham City are playing nice with one another and the mobsters that have sought their ‘expertise’ but the agreement is shaky at best. And this is without taking into account that the Joker has already planned his escape from Arkham and as soon as he’s out and about, the psycho with the permanent grin plans on pulling this house of cards down. The citizens of the dark city can only hope and prey they don’t get caught in the crossfire when everything finally happens.
The DC universe has just been through a crisis, the FINAL CRISIS. After the events in Final Crisis, ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Crisis ) the DC world is left in chaos. A world with Batman, a world without Superman, a world without Wally West, a world left in ruins. All of the heroes and the world have been mouring the loss of their friends, Batman, Martian Manhunter, Superman (although not dead, just on New Krypton), and Aquaman. Out of the bad, comes good. Barry Allen came back to life and returned to being the Flash.
But now after months, the world finally started to move on. Gotham had become what it was before, a haven for the criminal underworld. Gothamites have realized that once again Bruce Wayne has vanished (but they don't link him to Batman). Metropolis is still thriving, but the citizens do not feel as safe without Superman. The world needs their heroes to return.
Come and play as the heroes the world needs. All characters are needed. This site is just relaunching. If you have any question please ask.
This is the DC Universe. A group of heroes, Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, Hawkgirl, and Martian Manhunter, have come together to create the world's first super team of heroes. They call themselves the Justice League. The Justice League has been formed to help keep peace and order in the world and the galaxy.
This is the beginning of their story. This is the DC Universe. You can role play as your favorite character and change the DCU. You can fight the bad guys, or be one of them. It does not matter. This is the DC Comics RP.
Re: Harley Quinn « Result #4 on Aug 5, 2009, 1:51pm »
power69er20@hotmail.com
Harley does have some super human abilities when Joker shot her up in the rocket it failed and it crashed, Ivy helped her, she gave her plant potions which gave her super human agility, strength and made her invulnerable to toxins.
Heroes Exodus « Result #5 on Jul 1, 2009, 4:05am »
michael.copley@comcast.net
Welcome to Heroes Exodus, an Alternate Reality RPG Forum, where a small group of people are forced to rationalize a brewing storm of unexplained phenomena.
"It starts right after 'Volume Two: Generations' ends, and before 'Volume Three: Villains' even begins . . ."
March 20, 2007
• Hiro Nakamura, Nathan Petrelli and Matt Parkman try to stop Adam Monroe and Peter Petrelli from releasing the Shanti virus. • Nathan and Matt reveal Adam's true intentions to Peter. • Adam releases the only known specimen of Strain 138. • Hiro avenges his father, Kaito's death by burying Adam alive. • The first case of the incurable virus is reported. • Nathan contracts the virus in the first outbreak and dies shortly thereafter.
• Gabriel Gray a.k.a. "Sylar" holds Maya Herrera, Dr. Mohinder Suresh and Molly Walker hostage to get his acquired ability, Telekinesis, back. • Maya is shot by Sylar but is restored back to life by the rapidly regenerative blood. • Elle Bishop attempts to get back into her father, Robert "Bob's” good graces by saving Maya, Mohinder and Molly from Sylar.
• Claire Bennet's plan to reveal her ability, Rapid cell regeneration, hits a road bump with her adoptive father, Noah's return. • Claire watches in shock as her biological father, Nathan is rushed to the hospital on the news.
• Sylar comes across a dossier on the Level 5 prisoners and takes it for himself. • Mohinder returns from the airport, having placed Molly on a plane somewhere "safe."
• In Tokyo, Hiro and Ando Masahashi are settling into executive management at Yamagato Industries.
-RPG STARTS HERE-
A serial drama that follows the lives of ordinary people who thought they were like everyone else… until they woke with discovering extraordinary abilities and incredible powers. Save the Cheerleader, save the world… are you on the list? Some people are born to be extraordinary, someone flies... someone dies, no one is safe… how do you stop an exploding man?
Stirring On Mars « Result #6 on Mar 20, 2009, 9:07pm »
gfnogt@yahoo.com
The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. Low and behold it was safe for people to breathe. He removed his space suit and exited the spacecraft. He was amazed to find himself in a lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills. He hiked for some distance and came upon a beautiful little white cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white picket fence like something out of Better Homes and Gardens. He walked up to the front door and found it open. He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the kitchen, he went back there. WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen standing over a large pot on the stove. Inside the pot was a gooey mess that she was stirring with a large spoon. As he watched she kept stirring and stirring.
After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing. She replied that she was having a baby. He was quite skeptical but after a couple more hours of stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and pulled out a beautiful baby girl. He told her that was really amazing but that was not the way it was done on Earth.
She asked, "How do you do it on Earth?"
With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll show you. After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and lit up a cigarette.
Hiding Smokers « Result #7 on Mar 20, 2009, 9:07pm »
gfnogt@yahoo.com
Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,"It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn't find them."
The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," said the pharmacist.
"What can I do for you today?"
"I'd like some condoms, please," said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,
"How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box."
"I'll take six boxes - that should last about a week," she replied.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like - we have large, extra large, and big liar size."
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, "I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel."
Enlarging The Breast « Result #8 on Mar 20, 2009, 9:07pm »
gfnogt@yahoo.com
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. ¡°If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.¡±
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ¡°How long will this take?¡± she asks.
¡°They¡¯ll grow larger over a period of years,¡± he replies.
The wife stops. ¡°Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?¡±
The husband shrugs. ¡°Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?¡±
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."
After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."
The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."
"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"